Jillian: “Hello?”
Resident: “Um, hi. This is Jason in building 11. Something weird is happening.”
Jillian: “What?”
Resident: “Well, my garage door has been opening and closing on its own. It’s so weird.”
Jillian: “Oh. Well, I bet I know why.”
Resident: “Why?”
Jillian: “Because your garage is haunted!”
Resident: “…Do you really know why?”
Jillian: “…Yes.”
Boo.
Jillian Wyatt 