“Ready?” “Yep, I’m ready.” “Ok, we’re going to start!” “Ok, go ahead–COLD COLD COLD!”

I went spray tanning last week for the first time.

It was…interesting.

I mean, it looks fab!

But, an interesting process.

I’ll spare you the details.

For your sake.

For my dignity’s sake.

Mostly for my dad’s sake.

Let’s just say there’s a lot of wearing clothing.

Except not.

And being sprayed with something cold.

And being in a small room with a strange woman.

Who is asking you to bend all different directions.

And commenting on things like your belly button and your upper thighs.

Which you may not be used to discussing with strange women.

Or maybe you are.

It’s your prerogative.

Anyway.

Interesting.

But fab.