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I sat on a stranger.

August 2, 2018Categories humor, motherhoodLeave a Comment on I sat on a stranger.

The only thing more awkward than sitting on a stranger's lap is doing so when you're 6 months pregnant.

What to do when a cat takes your last pair of false eyelashes.

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on What to do when a cat takes your last pair of false eyelashes.

Desperate times call for desperate measures as long as beauty's concerned.

I spent 3 nights in the Barbie dream house

October 6, 2017October 6, 2017Categories humor1 Comment on I spent 3 nights in the Barbie dream house

I unknowingly booked an Airbnb in the home of a "celebrity" and lived to tell the tale.

I’m just super into motorcycles lately.

September 20, 2017October 31, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on I’m just super into motorcycles lately.

Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:  

Bless you

August 29, 2017October 4, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on Bless you

It feels so nice to be noticed. Or... not.

LaRhonda provides lawn care

May 1, 2017August 22, 2017Categories humor1 Comment on LaRhonda provides lawn care

Last year, on one of my parents' visits to Nashville, my mom helped me plant some landscaping in my front yard. Among the plants we picked out was a pair of pretty little snow bell bushes, with bright green leaves and tiny white flowers. One of the bushes struggled to grow last year, so I was…

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LaRhonda offers protection

March 8, 2017August 22, 2017Categories humor10 Comments on LaRhonda offers protection

It's 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I'm in my pjs, talking with my sister in the kitchen as she makes a snack. Suddenly, we're interrupted by a knock on the door.  Immediately, I panic. Have I been listening to too many true crime murder podcasts lately? It's possible. But when you learn that Richard Ramirez…

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Steroid shot

January 4, 2017August 22, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on Steroid shot

"You'll need a steroid shot," my dermatologist told me over the phone. I'd had a recurring dry patch on my eyelid, which had really started to put a hindrance on my eyeshadow blending. "Can you come in on Wednesday?" "Sure," I said, grateful for some relief. "I've never had a steroid shot before. Is there…

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LaRhonda gets poison ivy

November 29, 2016August 22, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on LaRhonda gets poison ivy

Bryan: "LaRhonda cornered me in the yard again today." Me: "Oh yeah? What'd she say?" "She has poison ivy." "Aw, that's too bad." "She has to shower with one hand so she doesn't spread it all over her body. She demonstrated it for me." "...did she say anything else?" "No. No, I think that's the only…

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LaRhonda has a chainsaw

September 21, 2016August 22, 2017Categories humorLeave a Comment on LaRhonda has a chainsaw

One day, LaRhonda (and Ashley) stopped by to ask if she could come into our yard to trim vines that were growing through our shared fence. "I don't mind at all," she assured me. "I already do lawn work for lots of the neighbors around here, and this won't take but a minute or two." I told…

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