My relationship with Bryan started blossoming 7 years ago today. Here's the story of how we met.
marriage
Secret ice cream
Honesty is essential to a happy marriage. Unless we're talking about ice cream.
Once engaged, it’s always important to trick your fiancé into doing things he doesn’t want to do.
The one piece of marriage advice every couple needs to know. Probably. Don't tell Bryan.
You can keep the pen
I walked across the floor to my CEO's office, with whom I had a meeting scheduled. Notebook and pen in hand, I was prepared for our conversation. As I entered his office, I was greeted by his assistant, Elizabeth. "He just stepped out of the office," Elizabeth told me of my boss, "but he'll be back in…
Things overheard in the Wyatt household
"Hey, does this outfit make me look like a crazy fortune teller or, like, a cool fortune teller?" "...I don't know the right way to answer that."
Milk
I picked Bryan up after work yesterday for our daily carpool (which is totes adorbs.) "Mind if we swing by the grocery store on the way home?" he asked. "Sure! What do you need?" I asked. "We're having a pitch-in breakfast at work tomorrow to kick off our holiday party, and I signed up to…
Sanitation and the Seven Steps of Drunkenness
A few nights ago, I returned home after dark having spent an evening dining and gossiping with girlfriends. I pulled up to our house, parked my car and approached the door. As I turned the knob, I could smell a musty, yeasty odor and hear hip hop blaring from inside the house. Do you have…
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Modern love
Jillian: "Do you wanna tell each other five things we love about each other?" Bryan: [Blank stare] "Or just the top five things?" [Blank stare] "...no?" [Hysterical laughter]
bob bob bob
Tuesday Bryan: "You got your hair cut!" Jillian [tosses hair around, feeling cute and confident]: "Yep! What do you think?" B: "It's... short." J: "...yep." Wednesday B: "I finally figured out who you remind me of with your new hair cut!" J: "Oh really? Who?" B: "A little girl!" J: ... B: "But not, like,…
#mcm
Last week, while poking around the interwebs, I happened upon this photo of Bryan and me from nearly four years ago. This was the first photo that was ever taken of us, before we started dating, before we even knew we liked each other, when we were just coworkers and his beard was smaller and…
Jillian Wyatt 