My afternoon at the Michael Scott Paper Company’s Pancake Luncheon

You know how my life is basically a real-life version of The Office? Ok, well I think it is, anyway.

This morning, my office is abuzz with anticipation for next Wednesday. What is so special about next Wednesday, you ask?

The quarterly awards ceremony.

You may remember that awards past have involved me being forced to dress up like Shrek and listen to my Regional Manager’s stand up comedy. This awards ceremony will be no different.

We’re having a pancake luncheon, at which each office must dress up in costume and sing a song parody about their day at the office.

I’m not making this up. This job is exactly like The Office.

Oops, gotta go! Time to practice our choreography and learn the new lyrics to “We are the World.”

Oh joy.