Calling straight from a padded room…

Customer: …Yep, she was my doctor for over 10 years. But then, all of a sudden, she got all weird. Like she’s gone off her rocker or something.

Jillian: Oh, wow. That’s strange. All of a sudden?

Customer: Yes.

Jillian: So, have you found another doctor?

Customer: No. I don’t trust anyone but her, but I can’t continue to see her. She’s gone off her rocker. She was my psychiatrist, so she knows all of my secrets.

Jillian: I see…

Customer: Don’t you just love when CRAZY people call you and talk your ear off? [Hysterical, cackling laughter.]

Jillian: Oh! Ha ha. You don’t seem like a crazy person to me.

Customer: Well, I have been off my meds for a few weeks now. But don’t worry, I’m not that crazy yet. [In a dramatic whisper:] But seriously, my sons are trying to kill me. Ha ha! Not crazy yet. They’re trying to kill me.

Jillian: Heh. So…

Customer: Ha! Look at me, just jabbering your ear off! My sons are after me. I’m sure of it.

Jillian: Ok, well… Where were we?

Customer: Is this phone call recorded? The government cannot be listening in on these calls.

Jillian: Um, I’m sure the government isn’t listening in, ma’am.

Customer: Oh, you’d be surprised! They’re everywhere!

Geez! Someone find this lady a new doctor, stat!

2 thoughts on “Calling straight from a padded room…

  1. Hokey Petes! What a weirdo!
    I’m going to start writing down some of my great customer service calls and blog them. I think they’ll go over well.

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