WARNING: THIS POST RATED PG 13. OR JUST PG. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW THEY RATE THESE THINGS?!
[Scene: Ian and Jenni’s living room, Atlanta, GA.]
Ian: What did you do today?
Coleman: I went to the dealership. I had to get a new headlight put in my car.
Coleman: I chose to get one of the white lights, because it matched the other headlight, but I should have gotten two and put those blueish headlights in my car. I’ve been beating myself off about it all day!
Jillian, Lauren, Ian and Jenni exchange uncomfortable glances.
Coleman: Up! I’ve been beating myself up about it! Oh man.