The Bachelorette: The meatloaf is burning

Ladies and gents, can you believe we've already reached The Dramatic Conclusion of JoJo's Journey To Find Love? I'm watching this episode at my parents' house in Michigan, alongside my parents, my grandpa, his wife Carol, my sister and her husband. Things are about to get crazy.  We meet JoJo in Phuket, Thailand. Her family is…

The Bachelorette: In Florida, we only need one button

It's hometown week, and Jojo arrives in Highlands Ranch, CO to begin what is arguably the best episode of every season. I love meeting all these families and seeing exactly where these kooky contestants come from! Chase JoJo is in Colorado to visit Chase. I personally think Chase is the best option JoJo has left.…

The Bachelorette: What It’s Like to Watch Wells on TV in the Middle of a Gym in Nashville

Allow me to update you on the past few episodes of The Bachelorette; I've grown increasingly annoyed at how scripted the show is, and yet, my love for Wells Adams continues to blossom. Wells is a Nashville boy, a well-known personality in the city and a true local heartthrob. All around Nashville, everyone's talking about Wells. So, imagine…

The Bachelorette: Keep That Up, You’re Going to Lose Your Teeth

I think it's safe to say we can summarize this week's episode as The Week of Chad. Chad is a trouble starter, and ABC wants us to know it.  Here are some highlights Chad-lights from this week: Chad does pull-ups with a bag of luggage chained to his waist. Chad swears that guys who are…

The Bachelorette: Oh My God Bless America

Well, I am panicking. I have grossly underestimated so many guys, including Ali (who is so handsome), Grant (a hunky firefighter) and surprisingly Christian (who rides a motorcycle). Actually, Luke doesn't seem nearly as creepy as I thought either. You know who is creepy? Ultimate Bachelor Fan James S., who I ranked so high on…

The Bachelor: Warsaw, Indiana

Y'all, based on the number of tears in the previews for this episode, this seems like it is surely going to be the Most. Dramatic. Episode. Ever. I, personally, am more excited for this episode than any of the others, because this week, we're in Warsaw, Indiana - my hometown-in-law! I am really looking forward to this.…

The Bachelor: Bahama Drama

As you'll remember from last week, we left off with Ben dramatically interrupting Chris Harrison to dramatically pull Olivia away for a dramatic private conversation. (This truly is the most. dramatic. season. ever.) Ben had just learned from a number of girls, most notably from recently separated Siamese twin Emily, that Olivia is a different…