Observations on love, marriage, and motherhood
THE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED: I woke up this morning and found eight spider legs splayed on my duvet - in two rows of four, just like an actual spider - but without a spider body. Spider parts on my duvet. Think about this for a moment. What does this mean? I was sleeping.…
A List of Unimportant Things About Which I Spend Too Much Time Worrying A spider or similar-legged bug crawling on me while I'm sleeping Getting lost Accidentally using my cat voice in public Running into Bryan's ex(es) on a bad hair day/bad outfit day/bad shoe day/bad attitude day Having to dance in a place where people can see…
Jillian Wyatt 