The only thing more awkward than sitting on a stranger's lap is doing so when you're 6 months pregnant.
Summer is officially over.
LaRhonda's back and more conservative than ever!
I’m just super into motorcycles lately.
Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:
The ghost across the street
I've got a new neighbor. Or maybe he/she's very very old.
LaRhonda gets a divorce
...and now she's on the prowl.
LaRhonda provides lawn care
Last year, on one of my parents' visits to Nashville, my mom helped me plant some landscaping in my front yard. Among the plants we picked out was a pair of pretty little snow bell bushes, with bright green leaves and tiny white flowers. One of the bushes struggled to grow last year, so I was…
LaRhonda offers protection
It's 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I'm in my pjs, talking with my sister in the kitchen as she makes a snack. Suddenly, we're interrupted by a knock on the door. Immediately, I panic. Have I been listening to too many true crime murder podcasts lately? It's possible. But when you learn that Richard Ramirez…
LaRhonda gets poison ivy
Bryan: "LaRhonda cornered me in the yard again today." Me: "Oh yeah? What'd she say?" "She has poison ivy." "Aw, that's too bad." "She has to shower with one hand so she doesn't spread it all over her body. She demonstrated it for me." "...did she say anything else?" "No. No, I think that's the only…
Eating a hot dog alone at a party: A haiku
Inspired by a recent networking event I attended in which my friends all left the room to get drinks the moment I ordered a veggie hot dog, I present to you this haiku. Mouth open so wide Try not to make eye contact I'll hide by the wall
LaRhonda has a chainsaw
One day, LaRhonda (and Ashley) stopped by to ask if she could come into our yard to trim vines that were growing through our shared fence. "I don't mind at all," she assured me. "I already do lawn work for lots of the neighbors around here, and this won't take but a minute or two." I told…