My relationship with Bryan started blossoming 7 years ago today. Here's the story of how we met.
Tag: marriage
I’m just super into motorcycles lately.
Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:
Secret ice cream
Honesty is essential to a happy marriage. Unless we're talking about ice cream.
LaRhonda gets a divorce
...and now she's on the prowl.
Separate laundry?
It's difficult to describe the precise shock and sheer panic one feels after finding a strand of her husband's long, long beard hair stuck to her shirt in the middle of a work day or party. So many questions flood the mind: Has anyone seen it? How many people? Do they know what it is? Do…
Imagine!
[Driving to Valentine's Day dinner at Applebee's (our best tradition) and singing along with the SiriusXM Love station] "Bryan, what if I had a terrible singing voice, but I just kept singing all the time?" "You do sing all the time." "Yeah, but what if I had a terrible voice?" "...it's not that hard to imagine."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I made this Valentine just for you (Bryan)
Marriage is fun.
Portrait of an eternal romantic
MISOPHONIA: For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage. - The New York Times Bryan and I are in the living room, watching TV. I'm eating a salad. Bryan sighs heavily…
An ode to my husband, who made me smoked trout dip
You made me trout dip yesterday Quite frankly, I was blown away By the kindness you showed to my heart So I wrote this ode, now let it start Some may say "Trout dip is gross!" But you know I love it the most So imagine my surprise When I came home to realize That you had…
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The importance of showering
I mentioned this briefly in my previous post, but I just have to declare it again: I cannot stress enough the effectiveness of cornering your significant other with important discussions while he/she is in the shower. Constructive criticism to give? Got a loaded question to ask? Need to address that rude comment he/she made that you've…
Jillian Wyatt 