LaRhonda's back and more conservative than ever!
Tag: LaRhonda
LaRhonda gets a divorce
...and now she's on the prowl.
LaRhonda provides lawn care
Last year, on one of my parents' visits to Nashville, my mom helped me plant some landscaping in my front yard. Among the plants we picked out was a pair of pretty little snow bell bushes, with bright green leaves and tiny white flowers. One of the bushes struggled to grow last year, so I was…
LaRhonda wants a burger
It's Saturday. Bryan is in our yard with friends, sweating over a BBQ smoker full of chicken, sausage and ribs. At this point, it's become a weekend tradition. They're lounging on the screened-in porch, drinking beers and watching March Madness, when all of a sudden, a voice calls from over the fence. "What y'all cookin'…
LaRhonda offers protection
It's 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I'm in my pjs, talking with my sister in the kitchen as she makes a snack. Suddenly, we're interrupted by a knock on the door. Immediately, I panic. Have I been listening to too many true crime murder podcasts lately? It's possible. But when you learn that Richard Ramirez…
LaRhonda gets poison ivy
Bryan: "LaRhonda cornered me in the yard again today." Me: "Oh yeah? What'd she say?" "She has poison ivy." "Aw, that's too bad." "She has to shower with one hand so she doesn't spread it all over her body. She demonstrated it for me." "...did she say anything else?" "No. No, I think that's the only…
LaRhonda has a chainsaw
One day, LaRhonda (and Ashley) stopped by to ask if she could come into our yard to trim vines that were growing through our shared fence. "I don't mind at all," she assured me. "I already do lawn work for lots of the neighbors around here, and this won't take but a minute or two." I told…
LaRhonda
We have a neighbor named - well, we'll call her LaRhonda. She's lived in our neighborhood for what sounds like 30 years, and our yards connect. The first time Bryan met her, he thought she was some sort of door-to-door evangelist who was having a health crisis. "Hello?" Bryan asked when he answered the door…