The only thing more awkward than sitting on a stranger's lap is doing so when you're 6 months pregnant.
Tag: humor
That’s what friends are for.
When you think you run the world, but you're blessed with friends who keep you humble.
I’m just super into motorcycles lately.
Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:
Secret ice cream
Honesty is essential to a happy marriage. Unless we're talking about ice cream.
Bless you
It feels so nice to be noticed. Or... not.
Once engaged, it’s always important to trick your fiancé into doing things he doesn’t want to do.
The one piece of marriage advice every couple needs to know. Probably. Don't tell Bryan.
Sandals
Allow me to embarrass myself in public. Again.
Is there anything better than puppets?
Let's be honest: Work conferences are like candy stores for awkward business men.
LaRhonda provides lawn care
Last year, on one of my parents' visits to Nashville, my mom helped me plant some landscaping in my front yard. Among the plants we picked out was a pair of pretty little snow bell bushes, with bright green leaves and tiny white flowers. One of the bushes struggled to grow last year, so I was…
An open letter to my eyebrows, which won’t grow
Dear eyebrows, why won't you grow? It's really such a trend, you know Bushy glory 'cross my brow I wish someone would tell me how To go back to that fateful day When my mother said you'd go away If I kept plucking like I did It's not fair - I was just a kid!…
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