"Hey, Jillian, I totally mean this not as an insult, but when I saw you in the office earlier, I seriously thought you were Lady Gaga, and I love your hair in a bun – I mean, it looks so good – and just your outfit and everything, and can I take a Snapchat of…

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Today, I had this honest thought: "She hasn't ever known me without bangs. It's like she doesn't even know me at all!" Oy.

Dear Diary, Today, while walking downtown on my lunch break, some man called me a bag lady. I was carrying a purse. Additionally, the grumpiest Target employee ever, without a hint of a smile, offered me free tennis shoes while he was ringing up my purchase. When I declined out of moral obligation, he told…

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