The only thing more awkward than sitting on a stranger's lap is doing so when you're 6 months pregnant.
Tag: comedy
I’m just super into motorcycles lately.
Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:
Bless you
It feels so nice to be noticed. Or... not.