Desperate times call for desperate measures as long as beauty's concerned.
Tag: cats
Shout out to my kitten for keeping me humble.
Turns out my 5-month-old kitten, Maybelline, is afraid of hair dryers. And people who use hair dryers.
Crime scene
THE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED: I woke up this morning and found eight spider legs splayed on my duvet - in two rows of four, just like an actual spider - but without a spider body. Spider parts on my duvet. Think about this for a moment. What does this mean? I was sleeping.…