Desperate times call for desperate measures as long as beauty's concerned.
I spent 3 nights in the Barbie dream house
I unknowingly booked an Airbnb in the home of a "celebrity" and lived to tell the tale.
It feels so nice to be noticed. Or... not.
An open letter to my eyebrows, which won’t grow
Dear eyebrows, why won't you grow? It's really such a trend, you know Bushy glory 'cross my brow I wish someone would tell me how To go back to that fateful day When my mother said you'd go away If I kept plucking like I did It's not fair - I was just a kid!…
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It's difficult to describe the precise shock and sheer panic one feels after finding a strand of her husband's long, long beard hair stuck to her shirt in the middle of a work day or party. So many questions flood the mind: Has anyone seen it? How many people? Do they know what it is? Do…
Call me granny
It was one of those early Michigan spring days when the world had just begun to defrost and come back to life. I was in college, heading home from class. The sun was shining and the flowers were blooming, so I decided to take the long way home to walk through the campus gardens. The…
Shout out to my kitten for keeping me humble.
Turns out my 5-month-old kitten, Maybelline, is afraid of hair dryers. And people who use hair dryers.
Eyelash Glue: A Farewell
When, after a week of extensive allergy testing, one's dermatologist informs her that she's allergic to rubber (including latex and elastic), a number of thoughts cross one's mind. People can be allergic to rubber? How have I lived 32 years without knowing this? Will I ever wear underwear again? (So many elastic waistbands.) The dermatologist…