The other morning, I stumbled from bed into the bathroom to get ready for work. When I opened the shower curtain, though, something seemed out of place. Hmm...?
Tag: aww hell no
I like rhinos.
A few weekends ago, we went to the Indianapolis Zoo for Coleman's company picnic. We saw giraffes, birds, monkeys... Someone thought he was reallllly clever!
Again?!?
Not as bad as this day. But still not good.
It was kind of like “The Princess and the Pea.” Except with glass.
On Sunday night, I was sleeping soundly in my bed, when I was awoken by a loud crash. Shattering glass! "A burglar?" I thought. "Great. Now I have to dive out of this second story window. Why didn't I wear cute pajamas to bed? Why am I wearing these ten-year-old ratty shorts? I really need…
Continue reading ➞ It was kind of like “The Princess and the Pea.” Except with glass.
Now, I don’t mean to be a nagging wife…
...but sometimes, I see things and wonder what Coleman was thinking. Take this morning, for example. One of us created a rule a while ago that whoever is the last person out of bed in the morning is responsible for making the bed. One of us made this rule because she was tired of the…
Who said chivalry is dead?
I did. On Sunday, I went to the grocery store to get food for the week. When I had finally finished shopping and arrived at our apartment complex, I drove around looking for a parking spot. As I was circling around the buildings, I saw Coleman walking to our building, talking on his cell phone.…
Is that a puppet on your foot?
I was sitting at the computer the other morning, checking my email, when all of a sudden, I became aware that someone was staring at me. Slowly, I turned my head to the right. Then I saw her peeking around a corner. "Hello!" she said, in a raspy voice. "Hi!" I laughed, startled. "What are…
OK, so sometimes I’m a brat.
This morning. Jillian: There was a bug in our bed last night! Coleman: Where? J: It was before you came to bed. You were still watching tv in the living room. I was sleeping, and I rolled over and noticed this black fuzz by my face, so I picked it up and put it on your…
