At work today, one of the fellows from maintenance was in our office, restocking the soda machine in the kitchen. For some reason, he had his Pit Bull with him. (I'm not sure why.) It was all fine and whatever, until: The dog took a big, smelly dump in the middle of the office carpet.…
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Stars! They’re just like us!
Coworker: “Jillian, I need you to help me with something for our department meeting.” Jillian: “Ok. What is it?” Coworker: “Who wore it best?” Jillian: “Excuse me?” Coworker: “You know, like in US Weekly, when they have celebs that wear the same outfits, and you vote who wore it best?” Jillian: “…yes?” Coworker: “I want…
Can’t live with ’em, can’t work with ’em.
One bad thing about working with so many boys is that, approximately one out of every three times I walk into the bathroom, the toilet seat is up and the toilet paper roll is empty. Also it smells like poo poo. Lots of poo poo. Oh, also this: [Upon arriving at the office this morning]…
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Labor Day. Without so much focus on the “Labor” part.
It's Friday morning. I'm at work. I pulled into the parking lot at 8:30 and was one of 11 cars. There are over 700 employees here. I got to my desk. There were five people on my floor. My boss is gone. His boss is gone. The executives are gone. There is a dunk tank in one…
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Who says you can’t wear heels to yoga?
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I usually go to yoga class during lunch. Last Thursday, I got stuck on a project and was running late for class. Hurriedly, I finished my work, I grabbed my yoga pants and ran to change in the bathroom, hoping I could still make class on time. That day, I was…
You just don’t know because you’re a BOY!
[Looking so cute and fashionable wearing a new shirt at work yesterday] Me: "Hey, have you written the copy for that email send yet?" Coworker: "Yes, but first of all, let’s talk about what in the hell you’re wearing. Is it a shirt? A coat? Pajamas? What is that?" Me: "It’s a poncho!" Coworker: "It…
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Whyyy does this always happen to me?
My new office is on the top floor of a building known around our campus as the Penthouse. It was constructed in the 1800s, and it’s a cool old building with big windows and a lot of character. Most importantly, the bathrooms in our office are very fancy! Because of the big windows, one can…
Ringing in 2011 with GLORIOUS customer service calls!
"Ok, sir, and what would you like your password to be?" "Fantasia!" *** "Ma'am, what password would you like to use?" "Dead Bear." *** "And, I see your password is currently set as 'A-S-S-1-H-O-L-E'." *** "Are you crazy?! I would NEVER pay $53.00 for a membership. Never! Do you think I'm stupid? What did I…
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Jillian Wyatt 