Bryan: “LaRhonda cornered me in the yard again today.”
Me: “Oh yeah? What’d she say?”
“She has poison ivy.”
“Aw, that’s too bad.”
“She has to shower with one hand so she doesn’t spread it all over her body. She demonstrated it for me.”
“…did she say anything else?”
“No. No, I think that’s the only reason she came over.”
