Inspired by a recent networking event I attended in which my friends all left the room to get drinks the moment I ordered a veggie hot dog, I present to you this haiku.
Mouth open so wide
Try not to make eye contact
I’ll hide by the wall
Eating a hot dog alone at a party: A haiku
Jillian Wyatt 
I’m obsessed with you. Reading all your posts cracking up
Haha, thank you so much! To be honest, I was pretty proud of this haiku. And that veggie dog.