Well, since I can’t reach through the screen upon which you’re reading this to hand you delicious Halloween candy (Butterfinger, please!) I’ll share a different type of treat instead.
Please, when you’re putting on your costume today or peeling the skin off of grapes to make them feel like eyeballs, listen to this short Halloween tale by the great David Sedaris. It’s one of my favorites!
(My favorite line? “What would she consider a dress up occasion?” That’s totally something my mother would say.)