Tuesday
Bryan: “You got your hair cut!”
Jillian [tosses hair around, feeling cute and confident]: “Yep! What do you think?”
B: “It’s… short.”
J: “…yep.”
Wednesday
B: “I finally figured out who you remind me of with your new hair cut!”
J: “Oh really? Who?”
B: “A little girl!”
J: …
B: “But not, like, a little girl from current times. I mean a little girl from the 1990s.”
J: “Like a Calvin Klein model from the 90’s?”
B: “Who? No. Just, like, a young girl.”
OH GREAT.
Jillian Wyatt 