A List of Unimportant Things About Which I Spend Too Much Time Worrying
- A spider or similar-legged bug crawling on me while I’m sleeping
- Getting lost
- Accidentally using my cat voice in public
- Running into Bryan’s ex(es) on a bad hair day/bad outfit day/bad shoe day/bad attitude day
- Having to dance in a place where people can see me
- Falling off my bike
- Getting caught in an elevator with someone I want to impress and not being able to think of anything interesting to say
- Messing up my faux lashes while I’m away from home without a spare tube of lash glue handy
- Accidentally farting in front of Bryan (though, I still maintain that ladies don’t fart)
- Getting hangry
Jillian Wyatt 