Attention Creepos: This is the post for you!

Now that I’ve pretty much settled into my new place, I thought I’d show you around a bit!

Welcome to Park Ave., home of Katharine (human), Kristy (human), Flower (canine), Henry (canine), Batman (kitten) and me (blonde beauty).

PS. If you know any burglars, please don’t show this post to them, lest they see something they like and decide to swing through one night. Though, if they did, odds are those burglars would have impeccable tastes in vintage furniture, so we’d probably get along.

Anyway.