Well, it’s been weeks since I updated you on my Fantasy Football team, and I know you’ve been peeing your culottes in suspense. Allow me to update you today!
You’ll be thrilled to know that I won my game this week! (Which, frankly, was some sort of miracle.) That’s two wins in a row, catapulting me to a nearly-perfect record of 2-3!
Please refer to team “Is this baseball?” below:
As you can see, at the end of Week 5, I’m barely not in last place in my division (Ass), though I would be even more barely not in last place if I were in Tits.
On to Week 6. GO SPORTS!
Jillian Wyatt 