Coworker: “Where are you going?”
Me: “To the fitness center. I have a weigh in this morning.”
Coworker: “A weigh in? For what?”
Me: “I’m starting a weightlifting program with a personal trainer here, and I have to weigh in and discuss my goals with her before my first workout.”
Coworker: “You? Working out?”
Me: “Yes, me working out. I’m gonna look so good!”
Coworker: “I feel like you saying you’re going to workout is the equivalent of a drunken hipster girl telling a guy she wants to grow a mustache.”
Me: “I don’t know what that analogy means or how it relates to my fitness, but I’m starting to get the vibe that you’re not supporting my new endeavor.”
Jillian Wyatt 