[At a meeting the other day]
Male Coworker: “What’s the value of the publication, anyway?”
Male Coworker 2: “$6.50.”
Male Coworker: “Do we think that is an accurate cost?”
Me: “In my opinion, no! I mean, I can almost buy two Cosmos for that price!”
Silence.
Me: “The magazine. Not the drink. Though, that would be a good deal. For the drink, I mean.”
Silence.
Me: “But believe me, Cosmo is valuable!”
Silence.
Me: “…beauty tips.”
Male Coworker: “We’re not girls, Jillian. We don’t talk about Cosmo.”
Male Coworker 2: “Speaking of, did anyone watch the game last night?”
Jillian Wyatt 