Never a dull moment.

This email was sent during work yesterday:

You may have heard the sirens recently – a detainee escaped near the jail and may be in our area.  We do not believe she’s armed or dangerous, however we wanted to alert you to the situation.

She’s wearing a white t-shirt and blue jean shorts, is 5’1, 110lbs and has wild hair.  If you see a person fitting this description, call security right away. 

Ironically, I had just left Pilates class with very wild hair myself… Thankfully, since I’m taller and heavier than aforementioned detainee, no one tried to apprehend me. A narrow escape, for sure!

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