The tricky thing about going on vacation is that you eat a lot.
The nice thing is that there is really, really good food in Atlanta, so I ate very well!
The bad thing is that I gained 35 lbs in the span of five days.
The natural thing to do, then, is to go on a diet.
The unfortunate thing is that I was starving this morning, even after my healthy breakfast.
The lucky thing is that I found a snack in my desk!
The sad thing is that it was a king-sized candy bar.
The great thing is that I ate it all in 30 seconds and now I’m not hungry anymore!
The terrible thing is that now I feel like king-sized puking.
Bleh.
Oh yeah, I’m back from vacation!
Jillian Wyatt 
The good thing about throwing up a candy bar is…………………………………………………………….
It tastes good coming back out too.