[Looking so cute and fashionable wearing a new shirt at work yesterday]
Me: “Hey, have you written the copy for that email send yet?”
Coworker: “Yes, but first of all, let’s talk about what in the hell you’re wearing. Is it a shirt? A coat? Pajamas? What is that?”
Me: “It’s a poncho!”
Coworker: “It looks like you tried to sew a shirt yourself and effed the seams all up. Ok, so about the email copy…”
Wha–? What?