[At work yesterday.]
Me (checking my email): Gasp. “My friend’s pregnant!”
Male Coworker: “Wow! Is that a good thing?”
Me: “Yeah, she’s really happy about it.”
Coworker: “Well, that’s good at least. I would be scared sh*tless.”
Me: “Yeah. A lot of my friends are having kids now. I’m getting old!”
Coworker: “Yeah.”
What? ‘Yeah’? That’s it?
Coworker: “I’d like to say I feel old, but then that would mean you’re really old.”
Me: “Yeah, don’t. How old are you?”
Coworker: “23.”
Me: “GEEZ! I’ll be 27 next month.”
Coworker: “Damn. Yeah, that’s old. Well, better get back to work!”
What the…??