I overheard this conversation between coworkers on Friday:
“Hey, Blake. What’s today? Good Friday?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
“What is Good Friday?”
“Uh, I don’t really know. I’m not the best person to ask about religious stuff. I think… Wait, isn’t it like, Jesus cashed out on Friday, and then checked back in on Easter?”
“Yeah, that seems right.”
That’s one way to put it!