The other morning, I stumbled from bed into the bathroom to get ready for work. When I opened the shower curtain, though, something seemed out of place.
Hmm…?
One of these things is not like the other…
Observations on love, marriage, and motherhood
Jillian Wyatt 
ha! I’ve seen heineken in our shower a few times too. I might surprise marcus by stowing an empty bottle of chardonnay in the shower. I still know how to party.