A rousing round of PG-13 Internet passwords

“Thank you for calling today. How may I help you?”

“I forgot my password.”

“Ok, I see it here. It’s ‘EatDogShit9’.”

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“Hey, my name’s Phil. I forgot my password.”

“All right, looks like it’s, um, ‘P-H-I-L-D-O-6-9’.”

“Oh, ha! Thanks.”

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“I forgot my password. Can you tell me what it is?”

“Sure. It’s ‘AllNight’–uhh–‘V-I-A-G-R-A-6-9-6-9’.”

“Oh, that’s right. Thanks!”

“Uhh…”