I knew I had been feeling less sensitive since the Earth’s axis changed. Now I know why!

Have you heard the news?

OUR ZODIAC SIGNS HAVE CHANGED!

I’ve never been into horoscopes or Zodiac, but I have always felt that I was a true Cancer.

Until today, when I learned that I’m now a Gemini.

What gives??

On a positive note, a quick Google search of “Gemini” reveals that a natural talent of mine is magic and illusion.

Look out, world!