Coleman: “And then I said to him, ‘Do the curtains match the drapes?'”
He smiles wide, eyes darting from face to face, anticipating laughter.
Marlin: “Um, you do realize that the phrase is, ‘Does the carpet match the drapes?’ right? Carpet, not curtains.”
So close.
Jillian Wyatt 
Someone should also tell him that that phrase stopped being funny in 1997.
One step at a time…
I love 1997! Check yourself foo