Some people are so RUDE on the phone! They call me at work just to moan and complain about howwwww terrrrrible they think my company is. So, I find it very ironic when, viewing their membership profiles during conversation, I notice that the a$$ on the phone has a funny email address.
Note: Some of the quotes from customers below are a littttle exaggerated, but that’s only so you can understand the mood of the conversation.
Customer A: I hate you. I think your company is stupid! How dare you!
Email address: jellybeantrees@____.com
Customer B: You should jump off a bridge. I will blow up your office!
Email address: yourmompoopspoo@___.com
and my personal favorite:
Customer C: It’s all your fault! My life is messed up and it’s all your fault! I hate you! I hope you die in a fiery plane crash!
Email address: christisking@___.com