What is wrong with you people?

Note to self: Never make jokes. Ever again.

[Sitting at work, conversing with three coworkers.]

Coworker 1: My brother-in-law just got a new job and has the best job title!

Coworker 2: What is it?

Coworker 1: He’s a ‘breast specialist’!

Me: Well then, I would LOVE to meet him!

Pause for hysterical laughter… andddddd…

Nothing.

Awesome. Making friends verrrry quickly here.