Did you learn that on Wikipedia?

Customer on the phone: I used to live in the North, you know. Before I moved here to Texas.

Jillian: Oh, I see. How did you like it?

Customer: Well, I got fat. Did you know that men in the North actually encourage women to get fat?They like them fat so they can shovel snow.

Jillian: Umm… What?

Customer: Yep, it’s true. When I moved to Texas, I had all of this weight to lose. I was a hippie back then. Really into sex, drugs and rock and roll. Mostly dope, though.

Jillian: … Cool. So, where were we?