Customer on the phone: I used to live in the North, you know. Before I moved here to Texas.
Jillian: Oh, I see. How did you like it?
Customer: Well, I got fat. Did you know that men in the North actually encourage women to get fat?They like them fat so they can shovel snow.
Jillian: Umm… What?
Customer: Yep, it’s true. When I moved to Texas, I had all of this weight to lose. I was a hippie back then. Really into sex, drugs and rock and roll. Mostly dope, though.
Jillian: … Cool. So, where were we?