Jillian: Thanks for calling [company name]. How may I help you?
Customer 1: Yeah, I forgot my password to the Web site.
Jillian: Ok, let me look that up. Well, it — well, it is, umm, I’ll spell it for you. F-U-C-K-Y-O-U.
Customer 1: Oh yeah. [Chuckle] Thanks.
Jillian: Thanks for calling [company name]. How may I help you?
Customer 2: Can you tell me my password? I can’t find it.
Jillian: Sure, let me just look it up. Umm, [Clears throat], it’s “pervert.”
Customer 2: Great. Thanks.
Why??
Weirdos!