Coleman: We’re never letting the cat sleep with us again.
Jillian: Why? I like him!
C: He woke me up three times by biting my chin. It hurt!
J: Why would he bite your chin?
C: I don’t know.
J: Hmm. You know, he really likes to chew on the bristles of brushes. Maybe he liked the texture of your facial hair because it’s like brush bristles?
C: Maybe…
J: But that doesn’t make sense. I mean, he bit my armpit last night a couple of times. Why would he do that? It’s not like my armpit is bristly… like… a brush…
C: Are you sure about that?
Jillian Wyatt 
Have you seen the “Simon’s Cat” videos? I feel like you would love them. :) Start with “Cat Man Do” … http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat?blend=1&ob=4
hahahahahaha the picture of Batman at the end, so funny!
now go shave!