Ohhhhhh. Oh no.

Coleman: We’re never letting the cat sleep with us again.

Jillian: Why? I like him!

C: He woke me up three times by biting my chin. It hurt!

J: Why would he bite your chin?

C: I don’t know.

J: Hmm. You know, he really likes to chew on the bristles of brushes. Maybe he liked the texture of your facial hair because it’s like brush bristles?

C: Maybe…

J: But that doesn’t make sense. I mean, he bit my armpit last night a couple of times. Why would he do that? It’s not like my armpit is bristly… like… a brush…

C: Are you sure about that?

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