Coleman: Guess what I did today?
Jillian: What?
C: I got Twitter!
J: Really?
C: Yeah. I figured since I’m working for a technological company now, I should be using the latest technology.
J: Good for you! Do you know how to use it?
C: Yeah! I’ve been tweetering… twitting… tw– using Twitter all day!
J: Mmm hmm.
C: Shut up.
Jillian Wyatt 