Coworker: Hi! I’m just calling because you left a voicemail saying that there was a strong chemical smell in your apartment? Do you still need maintenance to come over?
Resident: Oh, no. I figured it out. It’s fixed.
Coworker: Well, is everything ok?
Resident: Yeah, I realized it was just my tv melting.
What??
You didn’t know about all of those PSAs about any TV made before a certain year would start melting after February 2009? I think that’s what it was…melting…either that or they needed a Digital TV Box.