The Olympics! The Olympics! The O–No, that’s not it.

Jillian, Joel and Marlin watching the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver Olympics on Friday night.

Jillian: Look at all those lights in the crowd! That’s cool! They gave everyone flashlights?

Marlin: Yeah, I guess so. It looks so awesome.

Coleman enters the room and glances at the tv.

Coleman: What’s with all those lightbulb candles?

Joel: Ok, little Amish kid, they’re called flashlights.