Jillian, Joel and Marlin watching the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver Olympics on Friday night.
Jillian: Look at all those lights in the crowd! That’s cool! They gave everyone flashlights?
Marlin: Yeah, I guess so. It looks so awesome.
Coleman enters the room and glances at the tv.
Coleman: What’s with all those lightbulb candles?
Joel: Ok, little Amish kid, they’re called flashlights.