My husband has been gone for nearly two weeks. Currently he’s in Vegas. “Working.” We haven’t had much time to talk because he’s been “working” so late. Very suspicious.
I’m beginning to forget what he looks like! Luckily, I think I have a pretty good idea.
That’s who I married, right?
I LOVE Aaron Eckhart. And I am going to Vegas next week! Will Coleman still be there? Maybe we can hang out. I’ll let you know what he looks like. Wait. Was that weird?
No. I think plenty of girls meet their friends’ husbands in Vegas and memorize what they look like so they can describe them in detail to their wives. That’s normal.