Audrey: Did you watch the show last night?
Jillian: What show?
Audrey: You know. That show that’s once a year, with the girls?
Jillian: Umm… I’m not sure which one…
Audrey: That fashion show. Where the girls wear the brassieres.
Jillian: The Victoria’s Secret fashion show?
Audrey: Yes, Victoria’s. That’s it.
Jillian: You watched the Victoria’s Secret fashion show?!
Audrey: Well, I couldn’t fall asleep.
Jillian: I see.
Audrey: But, why don’t those girls wear clothes? It’s only brassieres and lacy coverage on their front parts. Their butts out for all to see.
Jillian: Umm…
Audrey: Something’s wrong with those girls. What’s a fashion show without clothes? They have very pretty faces, but you can’t look at those when the lingerie is out.
Jillian: At least they wear wings.
Audrey: No. Wings don’t help. There is something wrong with those girls. Someone should examine them.
I’m not sure if it’s you or if it’s Audrey, but I needed that today. so thank you, and thank audrey.