Yeah, but Sargento is classier than Kraft, right?

Last night, as I sat on the couch eating string cheese, wearing an oversized t-shirt and watching back-to-back episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunter, I found myself admiring the eyeshadow of Dog’s wife, Beth.

Reflecting upon this later, while brushing my teeth and listening to Dolly Parton, it occurred to me:

If Audrey is right in saying that “Denver is a hick town,” maybe I fit right in.

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