Last night, as I sat on the couch eating string cheese, wearing an oversized t-shirt and watching back-to-back episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunter, I found myself admiring the eyeshadow of Dog’s wife, Beth.
Reflecting upon this later, while brushing my teeth and listening to Dolly Parton, it occurred to me:
If Audrey is right in saying that “Denver is a hick town,” maybe I fit right in.