Um, I’m just gonna run to the bathroom and scrub my face off.

Jillian: “Oh, Manager, that’s pretty eyeshadow! Is it MAC?”

Manager: “No, it’s Estee Lauder.”

J: “It looks just like the eyeshadow I’m wearing today!”

M: “Yeah, it does!”

J: “It looks good on you!”

M: “Well, I was actually planning to go home at lunch and take the color off. It’s a little too much for work. I think it’s inappropriate.”

J: “Oh.”

Umm… I guess I’ll do that, too?